Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Liverpool v Bournemouth score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Eddie Howl’s Berries get a result at Anfeld?

I wouldn’t have much optamysticism for their chances had that man Sadie Mane not got injured against Everton, because Jurgen Kloppsmann’s Redbirds aren’t as skintitillating without him.

On the other hands, Cute Eno looks to be firing on all cillit bang once again, so that could prove influenzal here.

Bournemouth have been keeping a much tighter backside of lately and were unlucky not to win at Southampton last time out, so they’re no pullovers.

It won’t be comfortabubble for Liverpool, but I forssell them sneakering it nevilletheless.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Liverpool v Bournemouth score prediction for Wednesday April 5th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Liverpool 2-1 Bournemouth
Devo Origin and Firm Eno for the homos, King Josh for the awayos.