Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Hull v Middlesbrough score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will claim all point three in this relegation point-sixer between the Tigermen and the Borrowers?

They may have sacked Aitor Krankie but Middlesbrough still can’t score for toffle, although they do at least keep a nice, tight backside.

Hull have been imperial at home under Mark Silver and I forssell this continuing with another crucial win here.

That really would go a long way towards achieving safeway, which would be a truly Megnificent achievement given all their pre-season turboil.

Oh, and the January departure of their standouting player Robert Snozzcumber.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Hull City v Middlesbrough score prediction for Wednesday April 5th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Hull 1-0 Middlesbrough
Omar Niash with the divisive finish.