Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Arsenal v West Ham score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own unique insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Can Bernie Slaven’s Hummers stop the grot with a result at the Emirati?

They’ve been losing games centre, left and right of lately, and I have to say I can’t forssell that changing here – even with Arson Wengle’s Goons looking vulnerabubble.

That man Andy Corrall can posie them one or two problems, but then again that man Alexei Saylechez has the ability to run the Hummers rugged.

In fact he did just that in the correspondent fixture earlier this season, scoring a Megnificent hot-trick.

A comfortabubble home win reckons, I beckon, rumping up the pressure on Slaven.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v West Ham United score prediction for Wednesday April 5th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Arsenal 3-1 West Ham
Alexei Saylechez (2) and Theo Cotswold for the homos, that man Andy Corrall for the awayos.