Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Southampton v Crystal Palace score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…
Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Claude-Paul’s Saintsmen host Sam Fuzzydice’s Eaglemen?
A trip to St Mairie’s is a tough one on paper but Palace will have no fear having just sprigged a set-up at Stambord Fridge of all places.
In fact they’ve now won four on the bouncy, so they might even be tempted to started looking uply rather than downly. Half-top finish, anyone?
As for Southampton, I thought they looked distinctively pub-par in the 0-0 draw against Bournemouth and they’re badly missing the injured Gabby O’Deeney.
I forssell win number five for the Eaglemen, matching the runs they went on under Pony Tulips the other year.
Oh, and Jason Punchbowl to smash his duck with a goal against his formal club? Dismiss it at your Beryl!
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Crystal Palace score prediction for Wednesday April 5th 2017 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Southampton 0-2 Crystal Palace
Goals apriest for Christian Bentakeaway and Jason Punchbowl.