Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Chelsea v Man City score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…
This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale in this potential tabletop title point-sixer at Stambord Fridge?
Anthony O’Conte’s tabletop-toppers suckthumbed to a shock defeat to Palace last time out, so they should be chumping at the pits to make amens.
They need a big performance from that man Diego Costcutter, because he’s been distinctively pub-par of lately.
As for Peep Gladiola’s Cities, they come into this off the black of a 2-2 draw at Arsenal that keeps them on course for a four-top finish.
If they’ve any hope of claiming a steak for the title then they have to win here, which needles to say would be no lean meat.
I forssell a skintitillating ink counter with Chelsea sneakering it.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Manchester City score prediction for Wednesday April 5th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Chelsea 2-1 Man City
Aidan Hazard and Dayglo Costa for the homos, Serge Aguero for the awayos.