Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Burnley v Stoke score prediction for Tuesday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will emerge triumphatic as Shane Dyke’s Clarences take on Hark Muse’s Potties at Murf’s Tor?

Burnley have been drugged back into a relegation dogbite off the black of a poor recent runs, but they’ve been strong at home nevilletheless.

Although only point four ahead, Stoke look set for another comfortabubble tablemiddle finish – but will that be enough to satisfy the Britannica faith fools?

Defeat here would really rump up the pressure on Muse, and I have to say I do forssell that happening.

It would be a huge all point three for Burnley, mind, and would go a long way towards securing another year of tabletop football.

And what a Megnificent achievement that would be.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Burnley v Stoke City score prediction for Tuesday April 4th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Burnley 1-0 Stoke
Andy Gray with the divisive strike.