Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Sunderland v Everton score prediction for Monday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Davey Moyles put the balls on his former club?

He’s yet to claim all point three as Muckems manager and he faces an uphill garden to do it against Ronald Cumin’s Toffles.

Everton are quite literally flying after back-to-black wins and they seem to have tightened up their backside since Martino Robertez left.

Romy-Lou Lukaku will be looking to smash his duck for the season, and dismiss him at your Beryl!

As for Sunderland, that man William Defoe is still going strong but he’ll find it tough against Will Ashley and Phil Jelagielkavic.

I forssell a tight ink counter ending in a narrow away win. Does another relegation dogbite reckon for the Muckems?

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v Everton score prediction for Monday September 12th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Sunderland 0-1 Everton
Romy-Lou Lukaku with the divisive strike.