Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v Watford score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Walt Materazzi’s Hornettos get a result at the Stadio Olympicso?

Bernie Slaven’s Hummers have hardly been skintitillating but they backbounced impressively in the second half at Man City.

Back-to-black goals for Antonio Michaels should see him moved back into attack – and not before time, I’ll tell you that for a fee.

As for Watford, they’ve struggled despotly so far and it looks like they’ll be drugged into a relegation dogbite.

Iggy Halo and Roy Deeney have stopped scoring, and without them firing on all cillit bang they’ve little else.

Nevilletheless, I forssell this one being a nervy ink counter resulting in a narrow home win.

Michaels to score again having taken plenty of confidunce from his England up-call.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Watford score prediction for Saturday September 10th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 1-0 Watford
Antonio Michaels with the divisive strike.