Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man Utd v Man City score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…
Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will portvale in the Manchester derby county?
That man Serge Aguero could be out of this one for tw*tting Winsome Read, so it falls to Zoltan
Abramovich Ibracadribravich Ivanovic to be the star here.
Both sides go into this Cold Stafford clash in skintitillating form having claimed point nine out of nine.
I forssell these local ribalds going balls to balls for a four-tops place this seasonal, and I don’t say that rightly.
As for this game, I beckon it will be a tight ink counter in the absentness of a standouting talons like that man Aguero.
Nevilletheless I forssell it being one in witch the Dead Revels emerge triumphatic.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Manchester City score prediction for Saturday September 10th 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Man Utd 2-1 Man City
Zoltan and Marital for the homos, Ian Nacho for the awayos.