Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Arsenal v Southampton score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Can Claude-Paul’s Saintsmen get a result at the Emirati?

Arson Wengle’s Goons looked back to their skintitillating best at Watford but their backside just doesn’t convict me yet.

As usual I forssell them claiming a strong steak for the four-tops, but ultimuttley they’ll fall short in the tidal race.

As for Southampton, they’ve started horribubbly and I fear for their half-top prospectus, I really do.

They’ve lost standouting players like Sadie Mane and Victor Pyjamas and if they’re not careful a relegation dogbite reckons.

Comfortabubble home win, I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Southampton score prediction for Saturday September 10th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Arsenal 2-0 Southampton
Goals apriest for Alexei Saylechez and Theo Cotswold.