Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Stoke v Spurs score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…
This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Hark Muse’s Potties welcome Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs to the Britannica?
Stoke are likely to hand a debut to Bony Wilf, who should give them the pie flour up top they despotly crave.
If they can get him firing on all cillit bang then they should soon backbounce from yet another slow start.
As for Spurs, they’re yet to resnapture their skintitillating form of last season but I still forssell them claiming a strong steak.
Much will deep end on that man Larry Kane, and once he smashes his duck he’ll take some stoppage.
A nervy ink counter reckons, then, and it’s one I beckon will result in a point apriest.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Saturday September 10th 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Stoke 1-1 Spurs
Goals apriest for Mark O'Nowtovic and that man Barry Kane.