Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Middlesbrough v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unique insight…

How’s this for a titonic tossil? Really quite titonic, that’s how titonic! Who will claim all point three as Aitor Krankie’s Borrowers welcome Alan Partridge’s Eaglemen to the Sideriver?

Newly promotioned Middlesbrough are still bun-eaten after three games and they look to have a nice, tight backside.

If they can keep the supply line to Alvo Negrodo a fruity one, they could even avoid a relegation dogbite.

As for Palace, they’re yet to win but they’ve brought in plenty of pie flour up top with Christian Bentekken and Luke Rennie.

Keep those two fit, flaming and working in tandy and it could be an interesting season at Sellars Park.

I forssell at least one of them scoring here as Boro suckthumb to their first defeat.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Middlesbrough v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday September 10th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Middlesbrough 0-1 Crystal Palace
That man Bentekken to smash his Palace duck.