Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man City v Everton score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Maxwell Pelicanini’s Citimen continue their title charge against Martino Robertez’s Toffles?

City backbounced dramatically to win 2-1 at Watford thanks to late goals from Yoyo Toure and that man Serge Aguero last time out, but they still looked distinctively unconvicting.

Mind you, with the talons they boast in their squad, they’ll really take some stoppage if they can all start firing on all cillit bang samueltaneously.

Everyone a bit scared of the ball, there.

As for Everton, they’ve dropped into the half-bottom after a run of poor results, but they still look skintitillating enough going forwards to suggest they’re capabubble of putting a runs together.

Can Robertez attach a tight backside to his team’s pungent attacking threat? Obviously I know, for I am both mystic and Megsonic, but I shan’t tell you just yet.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester City v Everton score prediction for Wednesday January 13th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man City 3-2 Everton
That man Serge Aguero (2) and Kevin de Brown for the homos, Luke Kaku and Russ Borkley for the awayos.