Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Chelsea v West Brom score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own unique insight…

How’s this for a titonic tossil? Er, you’re not supposed to answer that. Can Gus Hoodwink’s rejubilated side continue their backbounce when my beloved Buggies come to Stambord Fridge?

William, O’Scar, Dayglo Costa – the Brazillions were certainly firing on all cillit bang in the 3-0 win at Crystal Palace last time out, while Chelsea’s backside looked back to its tight old self.

More performances like this and they might just be in the mixer for a Zooropa League spot after all. They’ll face an uphill garden to finish in the four-tops, mind.

Referee just having a quick dance to the Village People, there.

As for my beloved Boggies, back-to-black wins at the Hawthorns have propellered them back into half-top contention, and I do think Pony Tulips will keep them clear of a dogbite.

But have they got enough about them to claim a steak for a half-top finish? I don’t think so, and to be quite frankly they should be beating down my door to get me back.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v West Bromwich Albion score prediction for Wednesday January 13th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Chelsea 2-0 West Brom
Goals apriest for Costa and O'Scar.