Cry out in amazement as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Liverpool v Arsenal score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own peerless punditry…

How titonic is this tossil? Very titonic, that’s how titonic! Who will emerge triumphatic as Jurgen Kloppsmann’s Redbirds welcome Arson Wengle’s Goons to Anfeld?

Liverpool’s mini-backbounce came spluttering to a holt with a 2-0 defeat at Bernie Slaven’s West Ham last time out, and they just can’t seem to find any consisterhood.

They despotly need Staniel Durridge back from injuredness if they’re to claim any kind of steak for a four-top finish this season.

Ollie Giro just being a chicken, there.

As for Arsenal, they themselves have backbounced from that humouriliating 4-0 defeat at Southampton with back-to-black wins against Bournemouth and Newcastle at the Emirati, but they’ve still not looked entirely convicting.

They could welcome back that man Sexist Alanchez for this one, which would certainly make for a boostly time. (EDIT: Turns out they won’t. So, er, disregard.)

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Liverpool v Arsenal score prediction for Wednesday January 13th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Liverpool 0-2 Arsenal
Goals apriest for Ollie Giro and Theo Cotswold.