Go wild as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Southampton v Watford score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own considered take on each team…

If it’s titonic you’re after, look no further than this tossil! Who will portvale as Ron Cumin’s Saintsmen host Kinky Flores’s Hornettos?

Southampton have been nothing if not terribubble of late, losing all over the shop – except of course for that comprehensive 4-0 disgruntling of Arsenal on Boxer’s Day.

Cumin needs to hatchet the berry with that man Sadie Mane, and fastly, because he carries a pungent attacking threat when he’s firing on all cillit bang.

There’s that man Roy Deeney just bossling through.

As for Watford, they’ve been despotly unlucky to lose back-to-black games against Spurs and Man City at the vicarage, but they’ve still had a Megnificent season all told.

I forssell them securing safeway quite comfortabubbly, especially if that man Iggy Halo can keep up his recent skintitillating form.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Watford score prediction for Wednesday January 13th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Southampton 2-2 Watford
Tad Itchy and Long Shane for the homos, Iggy Halo and Roy Deeney for the awayos.