Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Bournemouth v West Ham score prediction for Tuesday, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Who will claim all point three as Eddie Howl’s Berries host Bernie Slaven’s Hummers?

Bournemouth have kept such a tight backside of late that they were able to hold high-flying Leicester to a goalless snore with just ten men – that’s nothing to be snuffed at, and I don’t say that rightly.

If they can keep this up then they might just ensure another season of tabletop football after all.

Cracking tossil, that.

As for West Ham, they’re bun-eaten in seven games and could really take some stoppage now they’ve got star makeplayer Dimitar Poyet and influenzal man target Andy Coral back from injuredness.

Could they claim their steak for the four-tops? I beckon that’s just beyond them, but a Zooropa League place is there for the having.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Bournemouth v West Ham United score prediction for Tuesday January 12th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Bournemouth 1-2 West Ham
Stanislav Jr for the homos, Poyet and Coral for the awayos.