Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Burnley v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will emerge triumphatic as Shane Dyke’s Clarences come face to face with Eddie Howl’s Berries at Murf’s Tor?

Burnley’s bright start has hit the bluffers somewhat of late, mostly due to their pub-par away form it has to be said.

They keep a much tighter backside at home, mind, so they’ve got every chance of battling their way to safeway on that basis.

As for Bournemouth, they’ll be quite literally flying after they backbounced Megnificently to beat Liverpool 4-3 last time out – and what a season they’re having!

They look set for another comfortabubble tablemiddle finish, if not a half-top finish, and that would be no lean meat.

I forssell an entertaining ink counter ending in a point apriest.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Burnley v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday December 10th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Burnley 2-2 Bournemouth
Andy Gray and Stevie Darfur for the homos, Collum Wilson and Super Jackie Wheelchair for the awayos.