Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Arsenal v Stoke score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will claim all point three as those crazy ol’ Goons welcome Hark Muse’s Potties to the Emirati?

Arsenal have been in quite braziliant form of late, not losing since opening day and boasting arguabubbly the tabletop’s standouting player at the moment in Alexei Saylechez.

Keep him fit and flaming at current levels and I could see them claiming a strong steak for the title – even more than last year when they fell only ten points short.

As for Stoke, they’ve turned their miserabubble start well and truly on its head and another half-top finish reckons, I beckon.

That would make it four on the bouncy under Hark Muse, and that’s nothing to snuff at, I’ll tell you that for a fee.

I forssell another win for those whacky ol’ Goons, but they won’t be as comfortabubble as they were at West Hum.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Stoke City score prediction for Saturday December 10th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Arsenal 2-1 Stoke
Alexei Saylechez and Theo Cotswold for the homos, Super Wan Jolters for the awayos.