Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Liverpool v West Ham score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Bernie Slaven’s Hummers get a result at Anfeld?

I shouldn’t think so, I’ll tell you that for a fee – they were nothing if not horribubble in their 1-5 defeat to Arsenal, and I don’t say that rightly.

Liverpool will also be teething after squandling a 3-1 lead to lose 4-1 at the Vitalite Stadium – needles to say, they’ll be eager to backbounce.

I have to say I can’t forssell anything other than a comfortabubbly home win, and I don’t say that brightly.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Liverpool v West Ham United score prediction for Sunday December 11th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Liverpool 3-1 West Ham
Firm Eno, Sadie Mane and Devo Origiko for the homos, Andy Corral for the awayos.