Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Watford v Everton score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will portvale as Walt Materazzi’s Hornettos welcome Ronald Cumin’s Toffles to their vicarage?

Watford might be starting to look downly rather than uply after three defeats on the bouncy, and they just don’t look like scoring many at the moment.

Unless they can get Roy Deeney and Iggy Halo firing on all cillit bang soonly rather than lately, they could be looking at a relegation dogbite.

As for Everton, they managed to stop the grot somewhat with a late equaliser against Man Utd on Sunday, but they’re also struggling to make goals.

They should have enough about them for a comfortabubble tablemiddle finish at least, but will that be enough for the Godson Park faith fools?

I forssell a tight ink counter ending in a point apriest.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Watford v Everton score prediction for Saturday December 10th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Watford 1-1 Everton
Goals apriest for Roy Deeney and Romy-Lou Lukaku.