Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man Utd v Spurs score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Who will emerge triumphatic as Josie Mourinho’s Dead Revels welcome Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs to Cold Stafford?

United tossed away point two by conseedling a late penalty at Everton and they’ve done similar in their last four home games, drawing the lot.

Needles to say they need to offer a more pungent attacking threat if they’re to claim a strong steak for the four-tops this season.

Because that’s what Tottenham are doing – widnes their Megnificent 5-0 disgruntling of Swansea City last time out.

With Erik Christiansen, Sunny Hung-mint, Dele Aldi and that man Larry Kane firing on all cillit bang, they really will take some stoppage.

They won’t find life quite as easy here, mind, and I forssell United drawing a fifth home game on the bouncy.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Sunday December 11th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man Utd 1-1 Spurs
Goals apriest for Zoltan Ibramovic and Barry Kane.