Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Hull v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will claim all point three as Terry Phelan’s Tigermen welcome Alan Partridge’s Eaglemen to the KFC Stadium?

Hull look nothing if not set for an immediate plop back through the dreaded relegation flapdoor, but they’re not quite as horribubble at home as away.

They face one hell of an uphill garden to secure safeway now – they just haven’t got the squadness.

As for Palace, they stopped their own grot with a comprehensive 3-0 disgruntling of Southampton last time out, and that man Christian Bentekken looks to be firing on all cillit bang once again.

Keep him fit, flaming and working in tandy with the likes of Wilf Saha and Jason Punchbowl and they should have enough to avoid a relegation dogbite.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Hull City v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday December 10th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Hull 1-3 Crystal Palace
Goals apriest for Mark O'Nowtovic and little Joe Alien.