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Boy finds Ashley Williams at Everton v Arsenal and sells him for £5

Arsenal Everton

Sacked Ronald Koeman cements “but okay, this is football” catchphrase

Liverpool and Everton to discuss merging into one manageable shambles

Everton Liverpool

Sound of West Ham fans’ boos set to reach pitch “sometime in 2023”

Brighton and Hove Albion West Ham United

Brave fan who threw punch while carrying child rewarded with lifetime ban from Everton

David Davis to consult Ronald Koeman on how much to pay to bow out of Europe

FA overtake England in Fifa’s world failure rankings

England England Women

Spurs star Sissoko offers Deschamps lap dance in case he missed Real Madrid match

Real Madrid Tottenham Hotspur

Shakespeare losing job in wake of Storm Ophelia “definitely means something”

Mike Ashley sets Newcastle United asking price of two hundred thousand pints

Newcastle United