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Even Germany and Brazil unaware they’re about to play England

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David Moyes to West Ham “memed into existence by the internet”

West Ham United

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Niasse scores with knee and ass, learns meaning of nominative determinism

Everton

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Evra’s buddy was kung fu fighting – reports

Olympique de Marseille

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Glitch in matrix revealed as Spurs and Man City run riot in Champions League

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“I’m back! How’s it all…oh dear god,” roars startled N’Golo Kanté

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Michail Antonio vows to spend less time practising goal celebrations

Crystal PalaceWest Ham United

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England youth teams’ success “not preparing them for tournament reality”

England Under-17England Under-19England Under-20England Under-21

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West Ham to bring forward summer break after winning cup final at Wembley

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Bristol City offer to show Pep Guardiola how to score with Carabao Cup ball

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