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Kevin De Bruyne breaks world record for long-distance urination

Manchester City

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Troy Deeney to face no FA charge for stealing Laurent Koscielny’s lunch money

ArsenalWatford

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England games deliberately dull to boost appreciation for Premier League – report

England

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“Strachan may have had a point” say SFA as record number of redheads apply for Scotland job

Scotland

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MLS to rebrand as World Series after USA fail to qualify for World Cup

United States

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Man who had Agüero, Morata and Mané in fantasy team checks into psychiatric clinic

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“It wasn’t me calling Roberto at…oops, the voice scrambler’s still on,” says Mourinho

BelgiumManchester United

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Bales call for independence referendum as Wales fail to qualify for World Cup

Wales

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Lee Nelson revels in latest prank as he plays for England dressed as Jordan Henderson

England

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Wayne Rooney spotted acquainting himself with benches ahead of new role