Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Can Sam Fuzzydice put the balls on his former club at his old pomping ground?

Bernie Slaven’s Hummers backbounced creditabubbly to claim a 2-2 draw at my old side Norwich last time out, but it’s the kind of game they really need to be winning if they’re serious about Zooropa League qualification.

They’ll have been encouraged to see that man Dimitar Poyet back amongst the goals, because he’s nothing if not influenzal – downright talismaniacal, in fact.

Can can, everybody can can! Chortle!

As for Fuzzydice’s Muckems, they’ll have taken no little confidunce from their Megnificent 2-1 win over Man Utd, but there’s still much work to be done if they’re to beat the plop.

In William Defoe and Patrick van Armhold though they offer a pungent attacking threat, and ultimuttley I forssell that being enough for them.

Here, though? Home win, I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday February 27th 2016 – place your balls, now!