Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Watford v Bournemouth score prediction, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will claim all point three in this battle of the newly promotioneds?

Kinky Flores’s Hornettos virtually stubber-ramped another season of tabletop football with a 2-1 win at Crystal Palace last time out, that man Roy Deeney smashing his particular duck in Megnificent fashion.

Not sure what’s going on there.

Anyway, they’ll be facing Eddie Howl’s Berries at a good time, since they seem to be sliding back into rubble – the 1-3 disgruntling they suffered at the hands of Stoke will have been despotly disappointing for them, and they should be chumping at the pits to make amens.

Nevilletheless, I forssell them suckthumbing to another defeat here. Time for Iggy Halo to smash his duck, I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Watford v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday February 27th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Watford 1-0 Bournemouth
Iggy Halo with the divisive finish.