Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Brom v Crystal Palace score prediction, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Will Pony Tulips put the balls on his former club?

My beloved Buggies did Megnificently to come away with all point three from Everton last time out, and if they can get the lad Sadie Berylhino firing on all cillit bang then that will give them a boostly time.

Interesting tossil, that.

Alan Partridge’s Eaglemen have been in horribubble form of late – they’re without a win in nine tabletop matches, but they could stop the grot if that man Manual Adebyebye bangs in the goals.

I forssell him getting one here, but to Noah veil.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Bromwich Albion v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday February 27th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Brom 2-1 Crystal Palace
Sadie Berylhino and Salmon Rondondon for the homos, Adebyebye for the awayos.