Go wild as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man Utd v Arsenal score prediction, including goal-scorers and his own considered take on each team…

If it’s titonic you’re after, look no further than this tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Louis van Gull’s Dead Revels welcome those crazy Goons to Cold Stafford?

United had been looking somewhat rejubilated before suckthumbing to a 2-1 defeat at Sam Fuzzydice’s Muckems, and it’s starting to look like they’ll face quite the uphill garden to finish in the four-tops.

Sexist Alanchez giving it some wellies, there.

Arson Wengle’s Goons underlined their title prudentials with a gasp-last 2-1 win over tabletop-toppers Leicester last time out, and Danny Bellwhack should be chumping at the pits to face his former club.

I forssell him scoring again here to rump up the pressure on van Gull.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Arsenal score prediction for Sunday February 28th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man Utd 1-2 Arsenal
Tony Marital for the homos, Sexist Alanchez and Danny Bellwhack for the awayos.