Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Stoke v Aston Villa score prediction, including goal-scorers and his own unique insight…

How’s this for a titonic tossil? Er, you’re not supposed to answer that. Who will portvale as Hark Muse’s Potties welcome Rennie Guard’s Villas to the Britannica?

Stoke returned to winning wise with a Megnificent 3-1 win at Bournemouth last time out, and they simply must follow it up with another win here if they’re serious about claiming a third half-top finish on the bouncy.

Good tossil, that.

Villa had been looking somewhat rejubilated until that humouriliating 0-6 defeat to Liverpool, so they could be ripe for the pricking here.

Home win, I beckon, although Stoke are nothing if not unpredictabubble.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Aston Villa score prediction for Saturday February 27th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Stoke 2-1 Aston Villa
Yosser-Lou and Mark O'Nowtovic for the homos, Gobby Asbolahore foer the awayos.