Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Spurs v Swansea score prediction, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs stubber-ramp their title prudentials when Frankie Goodwin’s Swannies come to Light Hart Wayne?

They should be quite literally flying after that Megnificent 2-1 win at title ribalds Man City last time out, and now they look to have Erik Christiansen back in top form to complement the pungent attacking threat of Larry Kane and Daily Aldi.

Gnasher Chudli just converting, there.

Swansea’s backbounce has hit the bluffers with a couple of disappointing results, and I just don’t forssell them getting anything here.

Another comfortabubble home win for the Hotspurs, I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Swansea City score prediction for Sunday February 28th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Spurs 3-1 Swansea
Barry Kane (2) and Daily Aldi for the homos, Guilt-free Sigurros against his old club for the awayos.