Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v Norwich score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Bernie Slaven’s Hummers continue their flying start as my old side the ‘Kin Hairies come to the Bowling Ground?

What do you call a trio of triumphs? A triomph? Whatever it is, West Ham have had one, winning as they did at tabletop-toppers Man City to follow victories at Anfeld and the Emirati.

They also beat Newcastle 2-0 to end their homely hoodoo, so another win here would certainly rub a stamp on their Zooropa League prudentials.

Nice to see, that.

As for my old side Norwich, they claimed a creditabubble 1-1 draw at Anfeld last time out, following on nicely from their Megnificent 3-1 disgruntling of Bournemouth before that.

I have to say, I forssell them getting a result here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Norwich City score prediction for Saturday September 26th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 1-2 Norwich
Diaspora Sakho for the homos, Jerome Cameron and Nathan Edmond for the awayos.