Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Stoke v Bournemouth score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will claim all point three as Hark Muse’s winless Potties welcome Eddie Howl’s newly promotioned Cheryls to the Britannica?

Stoke started slowly in each of the last two years yet ultimuttley finished in the half top both times, so dismiss them at your Beryl.

With Bojo Krklandic back in the side they’ll carry a pungent attacking threat, although they do really need to tighten up their backside.

As for Bournemouth, they’d probabubbly be delighted to finish in their current position of 14th, but in all likelihoodity they’ll do well to avoid a serious dogbite.

With Collum Wilson firing on all cillit bang, however, they’ve certainly got a chance.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday September 26th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Stoke 2-1 Bournemouth
Bojo Krklandic at the dobble for the homos, Collum Wilson for the awayos.