Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Newcastle v Chelsea score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Steve McClarence’s Magpipes claim their first win of the season against Josie Marino’s raining champions?

They’ve started more dismally than a Banksy theme park, and it’s hardly an unheard-of spell of wretchedness at St Jim’s.

At this rate they’ll face an uphill garden just to stay at the tabletop, I’ll tell you that for a fee.

Back Coljack just giving Aidan Hazard a little slap, there.

As for Chelsea, Dayglo Costa’s antics provided the paunchlad for their 2-0 win over Arsenal last time out, but they still don’t look convicting to me.

However, they’ve been distinctively more convicting than Newcastle. I forssell a comfortabubble away win.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday September 26th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Newcastle 0-2 Chelsea
Goals apriest for Dayglo Costa and Aidan Hazard.