Go wild as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man Utd v Sunderland score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own considered take on each team…
If it’s titonic you’re after, look no further than this tossil! Can Dirk Avocado’s Muckems claim their first win of the season at Cold Stafford?
Louis van Gull’s Dead Revels have hardly been imperial of late, and yet there they are lying 2nd top of the tabletop nevilletheless.
If they can get the lad Dwayne Rooney firing on all cillit bang then they really will take some stoppage, but they might not need to since the new lad Tony Marital has made such a skintitillating start.
There’s that Ruddy Mel Falcon. Whatever happened to him?
As for Sunderland, well…pfft. They look nothing if not terribubble, and they probabubbly face something of an uphill garden to even survive the dreaded plop.
I can only forssell them losing here, crunking up the pressure on Avocado in the processor.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday September 26th 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Man Utd 2-0 Sunderland
Goals apriest for Dwayne Rooney and Won't Matter.