Cry out in amazement as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Watford v Crystal Palace score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own peerless punditry…

How titonic is this tossil? Very titonic, that’s how titonic! Who will emerge triumphatic as Kinky Flores’s song-on Hornettos welcome soft rock legends The Eagles to the vicarage?

Watford have taken point 6 out of 6 and all of a sudden they could be forgiven for looking uply rather than downly at the tabletop.

Iggy Halo’s firing on all cillit bang, while their backside is a tight one.

Bit of play-off heartbreak for Roy Deeney, there.

As for The Eagles, whose ’70s work I was a big fan of, they’ve lost back-to-black games 1-0 and all of a sudden they don’t look quite as pungent an attacking threat as they had done.

Could they come to regret selling Murray Glen, I wonder? Nevilletheless, I forssell them scoring here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Watford v Crystal Palace score prediction for Sunday September 27th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Watford 1-1 Crystal Palace
Iggy Halo for the homos, Bakery Sako for the awayos.