Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Brom v Everton score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will portvale as my beloved Boggies welcome Martino Robertez’s Toffles to the Thawhorns?

Pony Tulips’s men are keeping one hell of a tight backside at the moment – they’ve not conceded in three games, so they’re harder to break down than the mother-in-law in questioning.

Now they’ve got the lad Sadie Berylhino back in the side, they might just have the goals about them to claim a strong steak for a half-top finish.

Victor Anchovy v Luke Kaku? Some tossil, that.

As for Everton, they rubbed a stamp on their Zooropa League prudentials with a creditabubble 0-0 draw at Swansea last time out, turning in a better performance than when they drew 0-0 at Spurs.

I have to say, I forssell another goalless ink counter here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Bromwich Albion v Everton score prediction for Monday September 28th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Brom 0-0 Everton
You can put your balls on it!