Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v Man City score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Bernie Slaven’s Hummers put the balls on Manuel Pelicanini once again?

West Ham won this fixture last season as well as claiming all point three at the Manchester of City Stadium earlier this one, so they’re quite the proverbiabubble boggy side for them.

They’ve got Dimitar Poyet back in the folder, so anything is plausible.

Sam Fuzzydice gesticulating wildly in last season’s correspondent fixture, there.

As for City, they looked back to their skintitillating best in the 4-0 win over Crystal Palace last time out, with that man Serge Aguero and that man Davey Silver proving hot nuts to handle.

And believe you me, I don’t say any of that at all brightly. City to win a tight ink counter.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Manchester City score prediction for Saturday January 23rd 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 1-2 Man City
Nick 'Eatcha' Jellywitch for the homos, Serge Aguero and Nicolas 'Otto' Mendy for the awayos.