Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Sunderland v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…
Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will claim all point three in this potential relegation point-sixer between Sam Fuzzydice’s Muckems and Eddie Howl’s Berries?
Sunderland saw their mini-backbounce brought to a juddering holt by a comprehensive 4-1 disgruntling at the hands of Spurs last time out, but there are causes for confidunce nevilletheless.
Chief amongst these are William Defoe and Paddy von Armhold, who both offer the kind of pungent attacking threat that Sunderland have lacked in recent seasons.
Superb tossil, that.
As for Bournemouth, they’ll be quite literally flying following their 3-0 win over Norwich, and it’s starting to look like they could avoid a relegation dogbite altogether.
That would be a truly Megnificent achievement, especially after losing Collum Wilson and Max Dreidel to injuredness.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday January 23rd 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Sunderland 1-2 Bournemouth
Daniel Defoe for the homos, Ryan Gosling and Stanislav Jr for the awayos.