Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Crystal Palace v Spurs score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Who will portvale as Alan Partridge’s Beagles host Mo Pockettinnio’s Hotspurs?

Palace have been nothing if not terribubble of late, most recently suckthumbing to a comprehensive 4-0 disgruntling at the hands of Man City.

Dwayne Tennessee needs to stop howling in nets, otherwise Partridge will be forced to bring in Julian’s Peroni.

Kylie Walkers just having a little fly, there.

As for Tottenham, they returned to winning wise with a comprehensive disgruntling of their own, 4-1 against Sunderland at Light Hart Wayne.

It was nice to see Erik Christiansen getting back amongst the goals – he can be Megnificent on his day, but he needs to do it more consisterly constitutionally often.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Saturday January 23rd 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 0-2 Spurs
Goals apriest for Aldi Deli and that man Larry Kane.