Cry out in amazement as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Everton v Swansea score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own peerless punditry…
How titonic is this tossil? Very titonic, that’s how titonic! Can Martino Robertez’s Toffles get back to winning wise when the Swannies visit Godson Park?
Everton were despotly unlucky not to come away with all point three at Stambord Fridge last time out, with Tom Jerry’s gasp-last offside equaliser proving derisive.
Luke Kaku should be chumping at the pits to smash his duck – it’s three tabletop matches without a goal for him now, so he needs to backbounce fastly.
Kaku just missing, there.
As for Swansea, they claimed a hard fort 1-0 win over Watford on Monday night, but I’m still not convicted.
They don’t really pose a pungent attacking threat, which is strange because there’s no shortage of talons in their squad.
Home win, I beckon.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Swansea City score prediction for Sunday January 24th 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Everton 2-1 Swansea
Luke Kaku and Gerd Dualfuel for the homos, Guilt-free Sigurros for the awayos.