Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man Utd v Southampton score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unique insight…

How’s this for a titonic tossil? Er, you’re not supposed to answer that. Can Ron Cumin’s Saintsmen claim all point three at Cold Stafford for the second season on the bouncy?

A fourfourtwoitous win at Anfeld has thrust Louis van Gull’s Dead Revels back into title contention, at least according to the Dunchman himself, but I beckon they face an uphill garden just to finish in the four-tops.

Is Dwayne Rooney ‘back’? Obviously I know – after all, I’m both mystic and Megsonic – but I shan’t reveal all just yet.

Tad Itchy just reeling away in celebrations, there.

As for Southampton, back-to-black home wins look to have got their season back up and humming, with Long Shane finally getting the runs.

I forssell a hard fort ink counter ending in a draw.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Southampton score prediction for Saturday January 23rd 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man Utd 1-1 Southampton
Goals apriest for Maroon Felony and Sadie Mane.