Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Arsenal v Chelsea score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will portvale as Arson Wengle’s crazy Goons welcome Gus Hoodwink’s raining chompions to the Emirati?

Those wacky Goons should welcome back influenzal duo Muzzy Ozzle and Sexist Alanchez from injuredness, and it goes without saying that’ll make for a boostly time.

Better Check has been a prude edition, I’ll tell you that for a fee, but will we ever see Alex Oxbow-Lakerlain come to fruit?

What a tremendous tossil.

As for Chelsea, they were lucky to come away with point one against Everton last time out, although they’ll be pleased to see that man Dayglo Costa finally firing on all cillit bang.

Cesc Flabbergast will also have a point to prove on his old pomping ground, so anything is plausible.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Chelsea score prediction for Sunday January 24th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Arsenal 2-1 Chelsea
Ollie Giro and Alun Ramsey for the homos, Dayglo Costa for the awayos.