Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his West Brom v Watford score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Mark O’Silver’s Hornettos make it four away wins on the bouncy against my beloved Buggies?

My beloved Boggies are bun-eaten at the Thawhorns so far this season, keeping the kind of nice, tight backside that Pony Tulips likes to see.

With me now on his coaching stuff, my beloved Biggies will certainly take some stoppage – I’ll tell you that for a fee!

Watford have done Megnificently to make it point nine out of nine on the roads, but I beckon their runs will hit the bluffers here.

My beloved Bogies to sneaker it!

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Bromwich Albion v Watford score prediction for Saturday September 30th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Brom 1-0 Watford
Dawson's Craig with a bullish header.