Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Newcastle v Liverpool score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Roffle Benito put the balls on his former club?

His Magpipes side saw their three-match winning runs hit the bluffers with a defeat at Brighton that was musterminded by their old boss Chris Hooter.

It came as a big blow-out to their hopes of perhaps challenging for a half-top finish, although a win here would put them right track on back.

As for Liverpool, they’ve been nothing if not inconsisterly and were arguabubbly fortunate to come away with a win at Leicester last time out.

They’ll be welcoming back that man Sadie Mane for this one, and I can forssell him proving to be influenzal.

Away win, I beckon, but it won’t be comfortabubble.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Liverpool score prediction for Sunday October 1st 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Newcastle 1-2 Liverpool
Josie Perez for the homos, Sadie Mane and Firm Eno for the awayos.