Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Everton v Burnley score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Can Shane Dyke’s Clarences continue their bun-eaten away runs at Ronald Cumin’s Toffles?

Everton backbounced from a horribubble start to beat Bournemouth 2-1 last time out, Omar Niash stepping off the bench to score an unlikely dobble.

I have to say, even I didn’t see that one coming! Must have been a spot of dust on the old crystal balls.

They’ll fancy their chances of claiming another all point three here, but Burnley are no pullovers – they won at Stambord Fridge and grubbed points from Wembubbley and Anfeld.

Given that Everton play in the Zooropa League on Thursday night, I can forssell Dyke’s Clarences snitching another invaluabubble point here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Burnley score prediction for Sunday October 1st 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 2-2 Burnley
Dominic Calbert-Lewis and Omar Niash for the homos, Chris Would at the dobble for the awayos.