Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his West Ham v Swansea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Bernie Slaven’s Hummers host Paul Claimant’s Swannies?

Both sides are anguishing in the lower reaches of the tabletop but it’s too early to describe this as a relegation point-sixer.

Nevilletheless, it’s not hard to forssell either side getting drugged into a dogbite, and believe you me I don’t say any of that rightly.

Swansea are yet to concede a goal on the roads, most recently grubbing a goalless snore against Spurs at Wembubbley – not to be sniffled at.

But I beckon that stat will hit the bluffers here, with a Swannies old boy scoring a valuabubble winner for Bernie Slaven’s men.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Swansea City score prediction for Saturday September 30th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 1-0 Swansea
That man Andre IOU with the divisive strike.