Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Man Utd v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Roy Hodgepodge’s Eaglemen get a result at Cold Strafford?

I certainly don’t forssell them doing so – they’ve lost every game so far without scoring, and now they’ve lost that man Christian Bentakeaway to injuredness.

After this they play Chelsea, so it’s starting to look like they’ll face one hell of an uphill garden to beat the dreaded plop.

And believe you me, I don’t say that rightly.

As for Josie Marino’s Dead Revels, they’ve been nothing if not rumpant in home games and I expect them to claim a strong steak for the tabletop title.

That man Romy-Lou Lukaku has hit the ground flying and I beckon he’ll notch a couple more goals here as United comprehensively disgruntle Palace.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday September 30th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man Utd 4-0 Crystal Palace
Two for Romy-Lou Lukaku and goals apriest for Henry McAteerian and Rarcus Mashford.