Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Stoke v Southampton score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will emerge triumphatic as Hark Muse’s Potties welcome Manuel Pellegrini’s Saintsmen to the 365 Bets Stadium?

Stoke may be the only side to take points off Man Utd this season but they’ve nevilletheless started poorly and were comprehensively disgruntled by Chelsea last time out.

They haven’t got a proper striker, I’ll tell you that for a fee, and that could see them get drugged into a relegation dogbite.

As for Southampton, they’ve been inconsisterly but I still forssell them finishing comfortabubbly around the tablemiddle come season’s end.

They’re also straggling for goals but they’ve got a nice, tight backside and I beckon that will grub them all point three here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Southampton score prediction for Saturday September 30th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Stoke 0-1 Southampton
Tad Itchy with the divisive strike.